It’s old, but it’s funny!

Notified of the security holes Moore and Chisholm exploit, Friendster rep Lisa Kopp insists, “We have a policy that we are not being hacked.” When I explain that, policy or no, they are being hacked, she says, “Security is a big concern. We haven’t seen this problem, though. No complaints about it.”

I have a policy that I am rich and famous. I have a policy that I am making millions from writing. I have a policy that I will win that HDTV later tonight in our company Christmas party.